4chan trolls have poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!
no… but are we going to wait around until they do?
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
when your parents make dirty jokes in front of you
This kinda sounds like a poem